Well, tell him to stop leaving his butt prints in my van.

I can't breathe.

I c-can't breathe.

I can't believe you are willing to jeopardize your entire career...

The only trouble is you can't talk to him without the other guy, Smith.

He's also a mute. He can't even read lips.

B.A., you son of a gun. Come on in.

As in nice and easy. There you go.

All you boys in the front row... you wanna sit down, face the camera?

He tells me you busted up a bar in Florida. Got 30 days in Strikersville.

Uh, sorry, Murdock, can't. If I hurry, I can catch Andre at the bar. I still want that part in Sinbad.

Warden wants him in one piece... you know that.

Dr Pepper? Uh, come on in here a minute, will you?

Can't do a decent blow-dry with a Harrison Hair Pro. There's no temperature control.

We can't hook up emotionally to the concept of cerebral damage.

Oh, he doesn't have anything in his pockets you want.

B.A. Baracus in a day care centre?

He's goin' down, Warden. This time old Jase is gonna stop that boy for good.

You mean to tell me you want me to start a hairdressing "saloon" here in prison?

Yeah, he's also in big trouble if you and B.A. get separated.