- Shoot it, Bubba. Shoot it! - I can't! It's jammed! It's jammed!

Jammed? By who? Who by?

all the surveillance satellite communication jammed.

The president's calling.

called an oscillation overthruster,

I'm down to my last nickel in this lousy town,

We keep it intimate. Call the Kolodny Brothers. Call the Rug Suckers.

in the same town in New Jersey on exact same date.

Does the President call him a lot?

Then sound the call to board the ship.

And you tell him that it's John Whorfin calling.

I'll make sure you get an early wake-up call.

Coded. Calling all Blue Blaze irregulars in the Garden State.

Nice to meet you. The fellas call me New Jersey.

Calling about is everything OK with the alien space cloud,

Operator? I wanna make a call to a Mr John Bigbooty

Whatever that was in that phoney call from the president gave me information,

go back to the house and dig up everything you can on an outfit called

This man as you call him is not a human being at all, but is, in fact,

Ed, go back to the bus and reroute this call to the president's suite at Walter Reed Hospital.