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Perfect Strangers (1986) - S01E03 First Date

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Let me bathe in your beauty.

Perfect Strangers (1986) - S01E03 First Date

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...I was out in the parking lot...

Perfect Strangers (1986) - S01E03 First Date

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Now, don't worry. I believe in you.

Perfect Strangers (1986) - S01E03 First Date

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The mailman put this in my box by mistake.

Perfect Strangers (1986) - S01E03 First Date

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The only redhead in his homeland was a tree squirrel.

Perfect Strangers (1986) - S01E03 First Date

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"Didn't we meet in the Oval Office?" Things like that.

Perfect Strangers (1986) - S01E03 First Date

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We have no sewers. And in the rainy season, it...

Perfect Strangers (1986) - S01E03 First Date

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...who has the most beautiful sheep in all of Mypos.

Perfect Strangers (1986) - S01E03 First Date

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Maybe when I was born nude in front of all those strangers.

Perfect Strangers (1986) - S01E03 First Date

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And then I dip a toe in and call it a day.

Perfect Strangers (1986) - S01E03 First Date

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This is the funniest joke in all of Mypos. - It's a small country.

Perfect Strangers (1986) - S01E03 First Date

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Does that mean I don't get to play St. Francis in the school play?

Perfect Strangers (1986) - S01E03 First Date

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Well, I got off in New York, but then I took the bus to Chicago.

Perfect Strangers (1986) - S01E03 First Date

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And they say, "This has got to be the most ugly animal in the worid."