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Married with Children (1987) - S03E07 Family

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He's got a mother.

Married with Children (1987) - S03E07 Family

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"That's not what your mother rubbed."

Married with Children (1987) - S03E07 Family

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Al, my mother saved the curls from my first haircut.

Married with Children (1987) - S03E07 Family

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You were great, Al.

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Leave me alone.

Married with Children (1987) - S03E07 Family

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Oh, come on, Al.

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You know, I really, really believe

Married with Children (1987) - S03E07 Family

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that if you practiced once in a while,

Married with Children (1987) - S03E07 Family

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you could actually get good at sex.

Married with Children (1987) - S03E07 Family

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And, honey,

Married with Children (1987) - S03E07 Family

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you don't have to hit your head.

Married with Children (1987) - S03E07 Family

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It's the one part I enjoy, Peg.

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It keeps my mind off

Married with Children (1987) - S03E07 Family

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what the rest of my body is going through.

Married with Children (1987) - S03E07 Family

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Yeah, well, take it from me,

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it's not going through much.

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Why did I ever agree to this Tuesday-night sex?

Married with Children (1987) - S03E07 Family

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SPORTSCASTER: And that's it for Monday night football.

Married with Children (1987) - S03E07 Family

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[TV SHUTS OFF]

Married with Children (1987) - S03E07 Family

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It isn't Tuesday, Peg.