Breaks your heart, doesn't it?

It's always been my favorite blouse.

I always have been and I always will be a big, old, fat, old, stupid loser.

And it's something that I've always wanted to try, but I didn't ever think that I'd get to do it until tonight.

Sometimes you wanna go where everybody knows your name And they're always glad you came

I can only afford the cheapest model, and I'll have to give up lunches until I... Well, I'll have to give up lunches.

And it will be my pleasure to serve you.

The way I see it, I got about a half-hour window of opportunity opening up here.

And before you know it, he's trading trinkets for Miami Beach.

It's just that... with all your obnoxious come-ons and everything, I never...

Oh, Miss Howell, uh, by the way, Midtown Mercedes called, and they said you can pick up your car any time.

And the way I figure it, everyone who knows I'm a washout is gone.

You just go back over there and do whatever it was you were doing, and I will get out of your life forever.

Yeah, speaking of climbing to the top, the way I see it, you haven't had a date with a guy for about two and a half years.