I'd like to use your phone, if I may.

Well, I was going to compliment you on your blouse.

Love your hairdo.

Actually, Paul, could I have another one of your chocolate soufflés?

It's not your fault.

I drove the truck that delivered it to your house one day.

It's just that... with all your obnoxious come-ons and everything, I never...

Breaks your heart, doesn't it?

Is that your hand on my leg?

Actually, they're in the bottom of your champagne bucket there.

I know.

Well, go get her job back before you lose your temper!

You just go back over there and do whatever it was you were doing, and I will get out of your life forever.

Oh, I think I was just charming again there, wasn't I?

Next thing you know, she'll be doing the backstroke on your waterbed.

Well, for one thing, I find it charming that you would try to impress me by ordering an elegant souffle, when I know perfectly well that your favorite dessert is frozen snicker bars.

How can I be upset when I have so much to be thankful for?

I guess I ought to say welcome back.

I mean it.

Yes, I have.