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Life of Brian (1979)

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- Your son is a born leader.

Life of Brian (1979)

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Matthias, son of Deuteronomy of Gath?

Life of Brian (1979)

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- Holes from every bitch you got germs from - Jumbo jets

Life of Brian (1979)

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Now, stop following my son!

Life of Brian (1979)

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Silly bitch. Get in the way on me.

Life of Brian (1979)

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He is the Son of God, our Messiah.

Life of Brian (1979)

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They must think the sun shines out of your ass, son.

Life of Brian (1979)

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He has a wife, you know?

Life of Brian (1979)

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I'm not oppressing you. You haven't got a womb.

Life of Brian (1979)

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- You do a lot of this, then? - What?

Life of Brian (1979)

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Well, if it's not a personal question, are you a virgin?

Life of Brian (1979)

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- Um, do, do you have a lawyer? - No, but I'm a Roman.

Life of Brian (1979)

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- What do you mean? - You must've slipped him a few shekels.

Life of Brian (1979)

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- Are you a virgin? - I beg your pardon!

Life of Brian (1979)

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He had you there, mate, didn't he? That'll teach you a lesson.

Life of Brian (1979)

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I'm a kike, a Yid, a hebe, a hooknose!

Life of Brian (1979)

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A balm? What are you giving him a balm for? It might bite him.

Life of Brian (1979)

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Life's a piece of shit when you look at it

Life of Brian (1979)

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We may have a little job for you, Brian.

Life of Brian (1979)

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Have a scone. Make yourself at home. You klutz!