They‘ll be dancing in the street.

Hey, I think we‘re in the army.

I was the best diagnostician in Bloomington.

The Lord helps in one way or another.

”The best record ofany medical unit operating in Korea.

Could be some dermatologist with pull in the War Department

Fine. Then after we‘re gone, you can roller—skate from table to table and do all the surgery.

—What‘s ”inspection” ? — That, gentlemen, is something they do in the army.

So we tried to get you back in the front office.

I‘ll get the M.P.‘s. Then you can try being psychiatric in the stockade.

where I got one foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel?

What about the people you left back in that rat hole, huh?

— Are you sure you‘re in the right branch ofthe service? — Don‘t be snotty.

Two passes to Tokyo. Should have looked under ”T” in the first place.

Actually, it‘s modeled on the Chicago sewer system. We saw it in a magazine.

Why don‘t we push him in front of a chopper with the blades goin‘?

— Sir, it‘s 2:00 in the morning. — You‘re not going to bed until this office...