Let's sit down, boy.

Jed's finally got him quietened down.

You gotta keep half your mind on your watchin' and half on your whittlin'.

A little too much of one or the other and you'll either lose a girl or a finger.

Well now, I didn't do none of my fancy whittlin' until I seen a pretty girl come along.

And I would peel off about a foot and a half... I'd peel off about a foot and a half of curler... so thin... I'd peel off about a foot and a half of curler...

Uh, you gotta remember that I ain't done much, uh, girl-gettin'-whittlin' for a number of years.

Yee-haw!

Yee-haw!

What was all that for?

Yep.

Well, tell me so as I can get a fella.

Well, I don't think it'll work for a girl, Ellie.

You'd best ask Granny how to get a feller.

Well, would you tell me, Granny?

Let me think about it.

Oh, please.

I'm gonna do it.

I just want to think about it.

At my age, you gotta take your fun where you find it.