Oh, you're done for now, Quirt.

That's the botanical term for daffodil.

Jane has a reward for you.

Yonder goes the man for Ellie Mae.

They just use me for close-ups.

Make up poems for girls like you.

Ain't no girl good enough for Quirt Manley.

That stew ain't got too much going for it.

I noticed you was toting his hat for him.

I'll autograph a couple of pictures for you before I go.

I have another double who does the deep voice for me.

They would like to thank you folks for kindly dropping in.

You need a woman to do this kind of work for you.

Yeah, bro, I just don't believe Ellie was cut out for fixing bittles.

I got her and Skipper out looking for stuff to put in this here.

Even with 30 or 40 bullets in him, he's more than a match for... Shh!

I tell you right now, I'd give that Ellie Mae a run for her money.

Well, look how he gives us his skin for use on our garments and other apparel.

I know what you're going to say, Mr. Clampett, and I don't blame you for wanting to shoot me.

Noggies!