Leonora Sotto Voce, world's leading soprano...

It combines drama, pathos, suspense.

What do you want, boy?

I want some advice on how to get girls.

Well, I ain't the one to give you that.

I wasn't a lady-killer at Cass County.

What do you want to know, boy?

I want to know just exactly how you went about getting a girl.

Well, as I recollect, I done the best girl getting on Saturday afternoons.

Yes, sir?

I used to get all slicked up and go into town and stake out a good spot in front of the general store and go to Whitland.

Whitland?

Yep.

On a long piece of soft pine, just about like that.

Of course, out of the corner of my eye, I was watching the girls.

I see.

Right now, let me warn you about something.

You gotta keep half your mind on your watchin' and half on your whittlin'.

A little too much of one or the other and you'll either lose a girl or a finger.

Well now, I didn't do none of my fancy whittlin' until I seen a pretty girl come along.