What about the side of beef?

Merry Christmas, boy.

And a whole side of barbecued meat.

Yeah, well, he's a country boy.

I'm just a dumb old country boy.

Uh, Eb's an awful nice boy, don't you think?

I can't drive through the streets with a bear.

I might as well spend the night with my wife.

But now it's time to say goodbye to Jed and all his kin.

You two go in with the old folks, and leave us kids alone.

I thought my boss was the only one who opened his bank on Christmas Day.

Say, I've been tryin' to call Mr. Drysdale, but ain't no answer at his house.

With Granny's white lightning and the gas tank, you'll make Hooterville by dark.

Ellie's bear, Fairchild, is so crazy about him, he won't let Mr. Drysdale out of his sight.

You ain't leaving me here alone with this hairy Minnesota fat.

Your Uncle Jet has given Sam Drucker a new bank, and he's putting all his money in it.

Come and listen to a story about a man named Jed, a poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed.

I ain't sharing no bed or no bath with no 400-pound checker hustler.

All in all the other employees.

Well, Granny and me had put so much money in his old bank, it wouldn't hold no more, so I gave him a new one.