Welcome to Clampett City.

You're welcome, Uncle Larry.

I want to talk to you.

I'm ready to get thawed to the lines.

Don't want to.

No, Granny, I'm just here to talk to Mr. Clampett.

I ain't going to have hand enough left to hold my sword.

I have things to do.

What happened to your hat?

He said nothing to it.

You're going to vamp Nero.

Well, now it's time to say goodbye to Jed and all his kin.

Now, you listen to me, Chapman.

I'm surprised to see you here.

Oh, Drysdale, you're beginning to bore me.

You ought to lay off the juice.

They ought to took their shoes off.

You ought to tell them about Buggy.

They give me this flimsy dress to wear... and this pot lid and meat cleaver to hold.

You're all invited back next week to this locality to have a heapin' helpin' of their hospitality.