Who is at the door?

In the oven?

Ethro, go see who's at the front door.

Look up in the sky.

Music in the operating room to relax the patient.

Who's gonna believe that a sophisticated international playboy like I is from the sticks?

Ellie, was it you who put this monkey to milking the goat?

Go stick your head in the oven.

No longer will you be the poorest family in the hill.

I'm releasing the primitive instincts in this ferocious animal.

Not in front of the Clampetts, do you know?

It's the most brilliant advertising scheme in banking history.

It's in here right now.

In fact, I am the founder and the president of the G-A-H-A-B Society.

I was the top secretary to the top executive of the top insurance company in this entire city.

Jethro and Paul's fetching him in.

In his head I ever seen.

Now, you'll be the envy of every bird watcher in town.

Here, put three fingers in my Tennessee tranquilizer.

Details, details, but no one's interested in that side of the story.