Welcome to town.

It's our town.

A town where everybody's welcome.

Just the kind of town I like.

To keep him from coming into town.

Call him back!

Call him back!

Jed, where did you say our town's gonna be?

I'll call it Clampett City.

Uncle Jim, can I drive around and see maybe there's another town?

You know, it seems like people is friendlier in little towns like this.

I grant you, he might not be your first choice for a moonlight hayride, but that ain't no call to go shooting at him, especially his first trip to town.

Call it The Creature That Ate Dodge City.

How will we know when we get to where our town is going to be?

You see, I'll be taking calls and receiving visitors.

This here is what they call a backwater, kid.

I reckon I'd be more useful trying to help build a town than to make moving pictures.

We aim for this to be the kind of a town where folks is friendly and neighborly.

Well, they tell me that the best kind is what they call hits.

Oh, uh, out behind the studio on something they call, uh, back lot.