From your golden hair down to your...

Girls are beautiful.

Something all girls like?

That's the Clampett girl, Ellie May.

To those girls, I'm an idol.

That's what a feller does to a girl.

Well, Scooby... You peasant girls don't beat around the bush.

Good heavens, a date with a girl like that is unthinkable.

Yes, what if the kind of girl gets serious about Sonny?

Well, Ellie, that's something that a girl's maw usually tells her about.

I refuse to date a strange girl just to benefit your economic situation.

And when he does, that's when a girl has got to be careful.

Gee, stepdad, no girl has ever been exposed to me for two consecutive days.

Did I hear you say that it's the Clampett girl you're asking Sonny to date?

Now, you climb into that expensive sports car I bought you and go calling on that girl or so.

And then he goes to carefully, little at a time, scooching down to where he's within reaching distance of the girl.

puts on a stiff collar and a clean shirt, and he goes calling on the girl, toting the nice big store-bought box of candy.

When I was a girl back in Tennessee, I set so many boys' hearts on fire that they took to calling that neck of the woods... the Smokey Mountain.