Come and listen to a story about a man named Jed, a poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed.

And then one day he was shooting at some food, and up to the ground come a bubbling crude.

Swimming pools, movie stars.

The Beverly Hillbilly.

All right, now, Jethro, tell us exactly what happened with Miss Drysdale.

Well, I come around the side of the house, and I see this here lady fighting with a furry-looking varmint.

Turned out it was Miss Drysdale.

No, Uncle Jed, it was a fox.

Indeed, it was Miss Drysdale.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

So, I grabs up the shotgun, and I says, step aside, lady, and I'll shoot it.

Well, instead of that, she whipped around and throwed that thing in the air.

Well, I shot it on the fly with both barrels.

It blew my wife's thoughts for her to shreds.

No wonder she fainted dead away.

I caught her just in time.

Them kind of people are liable to do anything.

Well, I reckon I can't protect you from the ugly side of life forever.

You see, Miss Drysdale is what city folks calls a... What was her husband called at granny?