Don't hit the boy.

The boy is excited.

Hills, that is.

Did he take his sword out and drub you?

What's that, boy?

Let's go, boy.

I'm going to the passport office with the rest of you.

The presentation at court, knighted, a seat in the House of Lords, luncheon with the Prime Minister, tea with the Queen.

Yeah, one of them great big rascals with a moat and a drawstring.

Oh, Jethro, you dear thoughtful boy!

Yeah, come to think of it, all the pictures I've seen of oafs and knaves and such was men.

Oh, he's on his way over.

You done inherited the doggone castle over to England.

Yes, with a long line of handsome young Englishmen waiting their turn.

These are the kind of royal raiments we's going to be wearing over at your castle.

The way of royalty is not the way of the Clampetts.

I was over at the bank when Mr. Drysdale got the word, so I went over to the studio and got us some Queen Elizabeth clothes.

But Uncle Jed, that throne is... Drive on, boy.

With my affection, Ellie.

Well, doggie, this hill has got more taters in it than I figured.