What a lovely little woman.

That man's never ailed a day in his life.

You know that your life is hanging by a thread!

I want a heapin' cup full of lizard eggs, a double handful of dogbane, and a couple of dozen of dry beetles.

Took a heap out of me, Jed.

This calls for a different kind of medicine.

Neither one of you get a foot out of that bed, you hear me?

Now I want a quart of good, raunchy stuff water.

Jethro, start a fire and throw some of that skunk weed on it.

Show a little more respect for the dignity of the medical profession, shall we?

Well, the good doctor there usually regales his patients with a few of the ladies.

You're all invited back next week to this locality to have a heapin' helpin' of their hospitality.

Say, doctor, I bet you he could talk a heap better if you took that stick out of his mouth.