As direct descendants of the first family to settle Jamestown, you'll be celebrities, all of you.

Mr. Clampett, if our genealogical records confirm those entries in your family Bible, you will make headlines from coast to coast.

Now, if Mrs. Miss Standish verifies that the clampets are indeed first family material, then you too will be in the spotlight.

Pearl, how come you to be using Miss Drydale's car?

Well, Jed, now that we's high society, I can't be seen riding around in that old truck.

When did we high society?

Since that historical lady found out that your ancestors come to this country for the Mayflower.

What's that got to do with me?

That's the way society works, Jed.

The earlier your kinfolk got here, higher up that puts you.

I reckon the high society folks is the Indians.

No, I don't work that way.

How come?

I don't know how come.

Well, they was here before anybody else.

No, no, not yet.

Let's not try to change the rules.

Let's just start enjoying the game.

Up to now, Mrs. Drysdale's treated us like wet dogs at a wedding.

That's kind of warmed up.