But maybe Pearl looks super gorgeous.

Well, I ain't.

They ain't coming back, Brian.

I ain't figuring on marrying nobody.

You ain't seen nothing yet, Mom.

Pearl, I ain't no judge of women's clothes.

Well, they got a reason to be, because I ain't never seen a girl as pretty as Pearl.

Trouble is, these Beverly Hills places ain't got no barn.

And it ain't good for working with my critters neither.

But why?

If Earl and Lester ever gets a look at them, you ain't gonna keep them on a string for long.

Well, Ma, I'm winded, but I'm dry.

But Pearl... Now don't beg your boys.

They both asked me to elope, but...

But we've just spent three hours at the beauty parlor.

But she'll find out who we are at the party.

It wasn't easy, Ma, but I figured it out.

Oh, thank you, ladies, but I never use it.

Well, I hate to tell you this, Jed, but she's stiff as a board.

I'm surprised you didn't bring in a... a mule.