Which one, Pearl?

Listen to my story about a man named Ted.

Swimming pools, movie stars.

Well, you better get to liking one better than the other one.

Can't marry neither one of them.

When that boy gets to going, he's a one-man stampede.

You gotta get engaged to one of them.

Come and listen to my story about a man named Jed, a poor mountaineer barely kept his family fed.

She's trying to pick one for the weeding tonight.

Then one day he was shooting at some foes.

Well, how come Aunt Pearl didn't marry up with one of them?

I never seen two big boys crazier in love with one little woman.

Earl, how come you never said yes to one of them fine boys?

Because I'll be busting up one of the most wonderful musical teams in this whole country.

And then one day he was shooting at some food, and up through the ground come a bubbling crude.

Because the one that don't get me, he'll be eat up with jealousy and they'll get to fighting like they used to.

I sent Jethro out with a truck to find some hay and some corn shucks and one thing and another and put them in the drawing room.