Movie stars.

No, but this year's a special one.

That is one of them.

And listen to my story about a man named Jed, a poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed.

Neither can I. Oh, Uncle Jet ain't missed one yet.

And I consider it one of the most ridiculous statements ever made.

Why, with any one of you as my teammate, I can win tomorrow.

That is one of the most inspired statements that I have ever heard.

Well, Emae, wouldn't you like to try to hit one of the targets?

Isn't he Clampett's nephew, the one he shoots flies off the wall with?

You'd think bankers could afford new coats instead of covering them old ones with patches.

When you see Gene Sandblum handle one of these things... Wait, that's my face, Hacker.

And then one day he was shooting at some food, and up through the ground come a bubbling crude.

Well, Jib, from the looks of all them broken dishes out there, you ain't the first one that made a mistake.

I've been helping the critter doctor over to the zoo, and he let me bring this here one home because its ma was being mean to it.

Mr. Hacker, it may interest you to know that the employee I have chosen to be my teammate has never in his entire life shot one single solitary clay bird.

And to show you what kind of a friend Mr. Drysdale is, he's keeping all that money right here in his bank and he ain't charging me one penny to do it.