One, two, three.

Swimming pools, movie stars.

Well, they think I'm a rich TV star.

That is, the little ones.

She's the one who watches him.

You mean that big strapping cowboy star?

Kid, there's only one man like him.

Well, there goes another one right there.

I reckon he can tame one wild girl.

Come and listen to my story about a man named Jed, a poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed.

He's the one that ought to be on TV.

Oh, you thought I was referring to the television star.

Granny says he can drop seven, eight wrestlers in one shot.

Both of them being fond of critters and neither one of them having a sweetheart.

If you mean the television star, he lives right here in Beverly Hills.

But if there's one man alive who can tame her, it's big Quirt Manley.

As soon as they show granny what a lady's man little court is You see who he's all crazy about he's a real star I

Then drop to your knees, my handsome one, and ask me the question that is in your heart.

And then one day he was shooting at some food, and up through the ground come a bubbling crude.