I couldn't build one either.

Oh, that's only the beginning.

Why that cheap, double-crossing, two-bit ward healer.

Ah, you're a genius, building a workable device this small.

That's the only picture I could find.

The steering weren't the only luxury extra I forgot.

He's wasting his time.

From there it's only a hop to the White House.

Sideburns a little longer this time.

The only thing that matters is keeping Granny's mind off her shotgun.

By election day, Granny will be sick of the whole issue and glad to forget about blowing up the county building.

Jed, it's almost time to go to the TV studio.

Not only are they contributing to smog, but just a short time ago I got chased from their house at gunpoint, threatened with a crowbar, and grabbed by their pet gorilla.

Kid, there ain't no time to sit around and jaw.

Why, every time we play, folks try to drop money in my tambourine.

Miss Hathaway, I can't stand a barber who talks all the time.

But now it's time to say goodbye to Jed and all his kin.

The only reason I'm doing this is to save Granny from Beverly Hills and Beverly Hills from Granny.

The violation of the... When the Beverly Hills say I can't make soap, then I say it's time to fight.

Really, Chief, don't you think it's about time you started going to a barbershop for your haircuts?