Granny, once and for all, we're going to find out firsthand about them Hollywood parties.

You're going to find out that fellas is a heap more fun than them critters.

Them young actor fellows will be wanting to get acquainted and it won't help none to have your pa standing around.

You're going to be making pictures with them handsome young actors like Dash, Rip Rock, and Bolt Upright.

Ellie is your daughter, and if you want her to become one of them Hollywood flibberdy gibbets, go ahead.

She ain't gonna become one of them Hollywood flibberdy gibbets, but it's about time she commence having a little fun, meeting some young fellas, getting asked out to dances and parties.