Oh, I hope we're not too late.

It was... Oh, I hope we're not too late.

Where am I going to come in hearing something?

Oh, my hair's... Come on, give us a treat.

I ain't got no party line to listen to.

Folks come from miles around to take the cure.

I just got my second wind.

But in any event, I have come to explain that the telephone company is unable to grant your request.

I think the exercise helped my hearing.

I just... I don't know what to say.

If you want to do something, connect up my new telephone.

I thought I told you to get up from there.

Chief, I don't know what to say.

But Chief, I... What am I going to tell the Krampus when they want to know why?

When I cook it, I don't care too much to eat it.

Why, back to pearls, I used to spend 10 to 12 hours a day on this thing.

Well, I don't want no terrible accident to happen.

Come and listen to a story about a man named Jed, a poor mountaineer barely kept his family fed.

And then one day he was shooting at some food, and up to the ground come a bubbling crude.

Quick as I get my new telephone connected, I'll invite everybody on the line.