To make a tater pie, it takes a lot of possum fat.

A dog defy can see where Armstrong Doucher is such a good name.

And wearing a uniform.

Well, I'll take your temperature and blood pressure before I go.

Jethro, get out your rifle and hunt down one of them Swiss yogurts.

Oh, and I'll take little Doozy along to make sure I shoot the right kind.

Might be a big spread of years between the first and the third.

And just as you let it fly, you give it a little spin.

And then, when the cork all of a sudden ducts under the water, then you know old Mr. Fish has grabbed the bait.

I told her there's a fella coming over to meet her, and she promised to put on her prettiest dress.

Well, the first thing to tell him to do is to get rid of the hat and do his cooking in a pot.

Speaking of pigs, I got some hog jowl stewing and a possum pie in the oven for this little fella's lunch.