Where did you find them?

I asked them downstairs in the lobby to find a cot.

Same to you, and many more of them.

until you stood in his shoes and walked around in them.

And where was the Garden of Eden? In the Orient!

Well, Mrs. Johnson and I had just driven up to the bank where I hoped to borrow some money for my favorite charity, the Horse Lovers of America.

Ma'am, I ain't doubting them, but, uh, them's things a man kind of likes to find out for himself.

Wake up in the morning and find you've got a dead battery.

I think he threatened to turn them in and they killed him.

They was all in a tangle, and I couldn't get them loose.

Well, the best thing to do when they get here is to stick them in the tub and scrub them down.

of our courts and in our jury system.

They left me there with five of them in my legs and my stomach.

And get my hair all fixed up in one of them there beauty parlors?

If Jethro and me was to sleep in one of them, we'd hang over from the knees down.

Unless you want to come home and find a couple of bald-headed women.

...and right in front of her own house.

Well, upon my arrival at the Clampett mansion, imagine my surprise to find them arrayed in their Sunday finery and having a square dance.

He dug up four of his best bones and give them to her.

Now, I'll go up there in person and speak to them on your behalf.