There it is. J1.

Never go out on a Thursday night. What the hell was I thinking?

Oh, man, is that a Prism DuroSport?

Michael paying a third thing there's a person that I that's right what god there's a person here who wants to sell handbags no

But there is, however, honor in making a loser feel better,

Having a bathroom is a privilege, it is called a ladies-room for a reason,

This is a ridiculously awful plan.

Why not, Dwight? This is a movie.

No. This is a closed-door meeting.

No, you can't do that. I can do that. It is my office!

Michael Scarn takes out a 9mm gun and shoots the cake.

no no no vendors in the office that is a distraction okay taller Utah hammer pants come on busy

That is defacement of company property, so you'd better tell me.

You could throw it all day long. That is so cool.

Look, if we were in a bar right now, there would be two punches.

Who took all the black ones? That's a communal bowl.

please ... maybe some of them whatever you need I'm right on the other side of this wall is to be a window here there's not any more so

I know about a billion Asians that would beg to differ.

- Shalom, I'd like to apply for a loan. - That's nice, Dwight.

is that she's not really the kind of person you'd think would be into Valentine's Day.