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The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

2.4s

What? I did not do that.

The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

3.2s

I'm serious. My closet doors will not shut.

The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

3.8s

I thought that we would be desk buddies while they changed my carpet.

The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

1.5s

And that's that.

The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

3.3s

No. I only give my organs to my real friends.

The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

1.7s

Calling from my cell phone.

The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

1.7s

That sounds disgusting.

The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

2.1s

I mean, I'm not a slut, but who knows?

The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

1.7s

Suck on that, Halpert.

The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

2.5s

You can get my number from said directory.

The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

2.9s

Just for the day, while Michael's at my desk.

The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

2.4s

Anyway, I have a thing stuck in my shoe.

The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

2.7s

and I'm not messing this up. So, I'll see you tomorrow.

The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

2.4s

I moved my computer so I can't see Michael's head.

The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

2s

It's still stinky. That is worse.

The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

2.2s

'Cause aren't all hangers, like, that big?

The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

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Michael was standing at my desk, and I needed to be busy

The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

2.9s

That might be a little difficult with the one computer.

The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

2s

Yeah, that's right. We could do a three-day weekend.

The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

3.4s

but I have a theory that involves an inter-departmental conspiracy.