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The Office (2005) - S02E20 Drug Testing

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My father's name was Dwight Schrute.

The Office (2005) - S02E20 Drug Testing

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My grandfather's name was Dwight Schrute.

The Office (2005) - S02E20 Drug Testing

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Not my urine.

The Office (2005) - S02E20 Drug Testing

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His father's name?

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That's not how it works.

The Office (2005) - S02E20 Drug Testing

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No, you can't do that. I can do that. It is my office!

The Office (2005) - S02E20 Drug Testing

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I volunteered for this job. And that's not the same.

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You're not on anything?

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We're not animals, Dwight.

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and I did not become

The Office (2005) - S02E20 Drug Testing

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This is not Kelly Kapour's Story Hour.

The Office (2005) - S02E20 Drug Testing

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It is my duty... Volunteer duty.

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I loved my father very much.

The Office (2005) - S02E20 Drug Testing

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But that's illegal.

The Office (2005) - S02E20 Drug Testing

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I know that. Don't you think I know that?

The Office (2005) - S02E20 Drug Testing

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I'll have to bring in my bo staff.

The Office (2005) - S02E20 Drug Testing

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That's fantastic. Because I've always felt that the security here sucked.

The Office (2005) - S02E20 Drug Testing

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I'm just saying that you can't be sure that it wasn't you.

The Office (2005) - S02E20 Drug Testing

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How do you know that?

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I can't stop this investigation. It is my job.