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The Office (2005) - S02E19 Michael's Birthday

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I can't risk anything.

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Maybe I should get one.

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I can deliver food, I can drive a taxi,

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Not the way I taught you.

The Office (2005) - S02E19 Michael's Birthday

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Good luck. One-of-a-kind.

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Oh, I got it. Wait.

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I asked for trick candles.

The Office (2005) - S02E19 Michael's Birthday

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Where have you been?

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and now I am recruiting you.

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I did, however, tip my urologist.

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Get whatever you want. And choke on it.

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I can and do cut my own hair.

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From Dwight. Number One. Thank you, Dwight. That's great. Thanks.

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Don't! No. Please. Don't want to spoil it for anybody.

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Yes, but he doesn't want to know when or whom.

The Office (2005) - S02E19 Michael's Birthday

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And don't say the bathroom, because I kicked in all the stalls.

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Excellent. On my part, I did manage to reserve the...

The Office (2005) - S02E19 Michael's Birthday

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Right, have a seat please. Oh, God.

The Office (2005) - S02E19 Michael's Birthday

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Because I am unable to pulverize my own kidney stones.

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Question: May I be in charge of the party planning festivities?