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The Office (2005) - S02E17 Dwight's Speech

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once more rise and be worthy of this historical hour!

The Office (2005) - S02E17 Dwight's Speech

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What was the ninth-place prize again? A loaf of bread?

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And yes, it is a big speech. Biggest of your life.

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Also, there will be no bonuses.

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you've gotta be true to yourself.

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A saleswoman has a vagina.

The Office (2005) - S02E17 Dwight's Speech

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when we realized that the world could be conquered.

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and women of the world, unite!

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Blood alone moves the wheels of history!

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they were people of passion.

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A Cugino's Pizza.

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ordered a drink.

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and walk The Lord of the Rings trail to Mordor,

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But seriously, what's the difference between a salesman and a saleswoman?

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It's a joke, Dwight, it's not a sex ed class.

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It has been a lifetime struggle, a never-ending fight!

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Fruit, grapes. Nailed the joke. Matter of time.

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We must never cede control of the motherland!

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Dwight was the top salesman of the year at our company.

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but from the moment, as a child,