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The Office (2005) - S02E17 Dwight's Speech

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That's the word on the street, anyway.

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the word failure.

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Cars have skidded off the road into the safety railing.

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and walk The Lord of the Rings trail to Mordor,

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Dwight was the top salesman of the year at our company.

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but not about the punch line to the joke. All right?

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Not only the years we've been at war, the war of work,

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which everyone finds during the day,

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and women of the world, unite!

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Blood alone moves the wheels of history!

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but from the moment, as a child,

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Fruit, grapes. Nailed the joke. Matter of time.

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We must never cede control of the motherland!

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So, you ready for the big speech this afternoon?

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And I misspelled in front of the entire school

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Hey, do you remember the speeches that you gave?

The Office (2005) - S02E17 Dwight's Speech

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The great speakers throughout history were not joke tellers,

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when we realized that the world could be conquered.

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And the first thing that they teach you is that

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So I captivated the guy who captivated a thousand guys.