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The Office (2005) - S02E17 Dwight's Speech

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A saleswoman has a vagina.

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A Cugino's Pizza.

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ordered a drink.

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It's a joke, Dwight, it's not a sex ed class.

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It has been a lifetime struggle, a never-ending fight!

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But seriously, what's the difference between a salesman and a saleswoman?

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Dwight gave a great speech.

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Maybe I should get a TiVo.

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Oh, they're having a sale on TiVo.

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but from the moment, as a child,

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that it is a privilege to fight!

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They'll eat it up, they're a great audience.

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Well, if you have a question, you should ask me.

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Some people will tell you salesman is a bad word.

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So I captivated the guy who captivated a thousand guys.

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What was the ninth-place prize again? A loaf of bread?

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Well, it's not really a big speech. You're still coming, right?

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And yes, it is a big speech. Biggest of your life.

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Dwight is not going to do a good job. It's sad.

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What if I give a really long, extended thank you, for instance,