I'm in the best shape of my life. Look at this.

I was the youngest pilot in Pan Am history. When I was four,

My father battled blood pressure and obesity all his life.

It is a fitness orb and it has completely changed my life.

I'll have to bring in my bo staff.

In case you'd remember, I was defending my honor.

You know, I never misbehaved in front of my father

because I'm not nervous in front of them. They're my subordinates.

And I turned it in today when I tendered my resignation.

This morning I found a bloody glove in my desk drawer,

I am going to be in my office, if anybody needs me.

I'd also further like to talk about my merits in the workplace.

What's up, buddy? This is not funny. Why is my stuff in here?

Last year, I came to work with my spud gun in a duffel bag.

- In the warehouse during Meredith birthday. - Oh, my god we have to be there.

In fact, I feel like part of what I'm getting paid for here is my loyalty.

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