I love these.

Oh, my God, did you see The Apprentice last night?

Why don't you move that coat rack?

Of course. It's on every Thursday night, so how could I miss it?

Never go out on a Thursday night. What the hell was I thinking?

I'm sorry I said that. I didn't...

nobody cares doesn't matter so I you know what I usually don't last listeners in the office but

that you remember her. Okay, I get it. That's great.

That is defacement of company property, so you'd better tell me.

No, you can't do that. I can do that. It is my office!

I think so, and you're gonna hand it over to me.

OK, do me. Something stereotypical so I can get it really quick.

I know about a billion Asians that would beg to differ.

Oh, no, no, no. That's my pencil cup. I don't think so, I just bought it.

- Ok, well that's ridiculous, just don't... I don't have time for this right now.

No? Okay. Well, could you get on that, 'cause I don't just read CRACKED.

Michael paying a third thing there's a person that I that's right what god there's a person here who wants to sell handbags no