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The Office (2005) - S02E11 Booze Cruise

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So if this office is in fact a ship,

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Aye-aye, Captain.

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Cool!

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Actually, I'm the skipper. Okay.

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Not only am I your ship's captain, I am also your party captain!

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Women and children. No, no, salesmen and profit centers.

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That's a stupid analogy. Okay.

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Well, obviously you don't know anything about leadership.

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Wow, you should be the motivational speaker.

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Him? Okay.

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Yeah, he gives me real responsibility, Michael.

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Captain Jack delegates.

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He's let me steer the ship for the last hour.

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Suppose your office building's on fire,

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Well... Captain Jack.

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I could marry you as Regional Manager of Dunder Mifflin!

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Then I'll give you away!

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Seasick?

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Captain Jack says you should look at the moon.

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Captain Jack's a fart-face.