You fell a no, no This isn't just a name

- It's a two and a half hour drive from New York Michael.

We need something to caution her head, throw a pillow, a cush ?

What..., what is..., I mean, come on Jan ! You're dropping a A-bomb on me here !

- Oh, that's a good idea. - And mine are at home, in a display case about my bed.

I was out on a very very hot date last night with a girl from HR Dwight.

talk to you for a second about that.

... don't have a tsunami Fun raiser, Michael. - Well...

- Not everything means something, this is a joke.

Let's give Michael a round of applause for MC-ing tonight because this is a lot harder than it looks,

(Tiny Dancer- Elton John) - You have won a tiny Dundie.

Was this year's Dundies a success ? Well, let me see :

- You already had a party on May 5th for no reasons ?

- And you also had a... - It happens once every billion years !

You only have the budget for one office party a year so,

I think a lot of people were very affected by the footage.

and it's the reason why comedy clubs have a 2-drink minimum.

The Dundies, how can I explain it ? A word to auto mated,

You've all made it You had a was, you work so hard

- This is a bowler ! - I know ! They didn't have any businessmen so...