To Miss Hermione Granger, for the cool use of intellect...

Of course. That's why he knew to give you the chocolate, Harry.

...to Neville Longbottom.

Thank you.

...is that when we go out, we're going to buy you two new presents. How's that, pumpkin?

You all know, of course...

...prefects will lead their house back to the dormitories.

But before you can take your seats, you must be sorted into your houses.

Your triumphs will earn you points.

But Hagrid, whatever Fluffy's guarding, Snape's trying to steal it.

And I have a few last-minute points to award.

You see, honorable as your intentions were, you too were out of bed after hours.

I know you. You're Nearly Headless Nick.

You're meddling in things that ought not to be meddled in. It's dangerous.

When I call your name, you will come forth.

You may find yourselves facing your worst fears in this room.

Maybe if the fat lump had given this a squeeze, he'd have remembered to fall on his fat arse.