Fred gave me a spell as to turn him yellow. Want to see?

Excuse me, professor, perhaps I heard you wrong.

Welcome to Gryffindor.

He rarely left me alone. But he doesn't understand.

- There. You see them, don't you? - That's me! Only I'm head boy.

Harry Potter has come to Hogwarts.

Red hair and a hand-me-down robe? You must be a Weasley.

...and those too weak to seek it.

...prefects will lead their house back to the dormitories.

And I have a few last-minute points to award.

To Miss Hermione Granger, for the cool use of intellect...

You don't want to go making friends with the wrong sort.

No. I think I'll leave it somewhere for Longbottom to find.

Think my name's funny, do you? I've no need to ask yours.

...gives a student the right to walk about the school at night.

No, that's all I need! You to set my bloody kneecups on fire!

Maybe if the fat lump had given this a squeeze, he'd have remembered to fall on his fat arse.