Your father and I are so proud.

Our new celebrity.

And that's not all that's new this year.

Look at it! The new Nimbus 2000!

Train's leaving. Go on. Come on, hurry up.

...permission to practice today, owing to the need to train their new Seeker."

It's true then, what they're saying on the train.

I shall place the Sorting Hat on your head...

My sons and daughters do not harm Hagrid on my command.

- Dear, dear... - Now, now, Hagrid. Now, come on.

So could you please put them on, right away? Quickly.

This term, we'll focus on Tasseomancy, the art of reading tea leaves.

Not on its own. Trolls are really stupid. Probably people playing jokes.

- Mummy, have you seen my jumper? - Yes, dear, it was on the cat.

No, that's all I need! You to set my bloody kneecups on fire!

Go on, Ron. I ignored one from my gran once. It was horrible.

Maybe if the fat lump had given this a squeeze, he'd have remembered to fall on his fat arse.