Brutal, But no one's died in years. Someone will vanishes occasionally.

Nice one, mate.

Mental, that one, I'm telling you.

This is no graveyard.

Wait a minute. "One of the teachers"?

- Bit early for mail, isn't it? - But I never get mail.

- Copy off you. - No, you won't.

Of course, I've only tried a few simple ones myself...

- Of course, you know all about Hogwarts. - Sorry, no.

That's unicorn blood, that is. I found one dead a few weeks ago.

- Anything off the trolley, dears? - No, thanks. I'm all set.

Maybe if the fat lump had given this a squeeze, he'd have remembered to fall on his fat arse.

No, stop, stop, stop! You're going to take someone's eye out.

She's a nightmare, honestly! No wonder she hasn't got any friends.

Oh, that's rotten luck. They've only got one good jump in them to begin with.

Think my name's funny, do you? I've no need to ask yours.

No, that's all I need! You to set my bloody kneecups on fire!