Thank you.

Go on, Ron. I ignored one from my gran once. It was horrible.

You all know, of course...

Maybe if the fat lump had given this a squeeze, he'd have remembered to fall on his fat arse.

But before you can take your seats, you must be sorted into your houses.

Your triumphs will earn you points.

You see, honorable as your intentions were, you too were out of bed after hours.

I know you. You're Nearly Headless Nick.

When I call your name, you will come forth.

You may find yourselves facing your worst fears in this room.

Of course. That's why he knew to give you the chocolate, Harry.

...is that when we go out, we're going to buy you two new presents. How's that, pumpkin?