Friendship and bravery. And, Harry, just be careful.

This is Crabbe, and Goyle.

And the points stand thus:

Your father and I are so proud.

And I thought your family could sink no lower.

And I have a few last-minute points to award.

And now, as I understand it, the house cup needs awarding.

...between the one they hunt and the one who gets in their way.

I'll be in my bedroom, making no noise and pretending that I don't exist.

All you've got do is walk straight at the wall between platforms 9 and 10.

...is that when we go out, we're going to buy you two new presents. How's that, pumpkin?

He's boring.

But before you can take your seats, you must be sorted into your houses.

Now, while you're here, your house will be like your family.

Your triumphs will earn you points.

At the end of the year, the house with the most points is awarded the house cup.

Sorry.

Thank you.

When I call your name, you will come forth.

Maybe if the fat lump had given this a squeeze, he'd have remembered to fall on his fat arse.