- That thing has a name? - Of course he's got a name. He's mine.

This complicates things a bit.

What do they think they're doing? Keeping a thing like that locked up in a school.

Codswallop. Professor Snape is a Hogwarts teacher.

"The Philosopher's Stone is a legendary substance with astonishing powers.

Don't you think it's a bit odd that what Hagrid wants more than anything is a dragon...

In just a week, he'll be off to Smeltings.

Clearly, Hermione knows. Seems a pity not to ask her.

He'll have to be trained up a bit, of course.

And I have a few last-minute points to award.

That's unicorn blood, that is. I found one dead a few weeks ago.

Finally, it takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to your enemies...

...and a stranger turns up who just happens to have one?

Are you sure that's a real spell? Well, it's not very good, is it?

What're we going to do? There must be a thousand keys up there.

Where, Mr Potter, would you look if I asked you to find me a bezoar?

Take Fluffy, for example. Just play him a bit of music and he falls straight to sleep.

Maybe if the fat lump had given this a squeeze, he'd have remembered to fall on his fat arse.