We've looked a hundred times!

- That way, one of you might be on time. - We got lost.

- What happened to the Stone? - Relax, dear boy.

Boys' dormitory is upstairs and down to your left. Girls, the same on your right.

Right, then. This way to the boats. Come on, now, follow me.

Waste of bloody time, if you ask me.

And I have a few last-minute points to award.

It's Ron's first time to Hogwarts as well.

This is the most direct path to the dormitories.

Stop moving, both of you. This is Devil's Snare.

It's not real, the ceiling. It's just bewitched to look like the night sky.

Maybe if the fat lump had given this a squeeze, he'd have remembered to fall on his fat arse.

What's Seamus trying to do to that glass of water?

There are three kinds of balls. This one's called the Quaffle.

Eye of rabbit, harp string hum Turn this water into rum.

Ron, you don't suppose this is going to be like...

The only thing I want you to worry about is this.

Change of plans. My parents decided to go to Romania to visit my brother, Charlie.

Harry, it's you that has to go on. I know it.

Where, Mr Potter, would you look if I asked you to find me a bezoar?