...permission to practice today, owing to the need to train their new Seeker."

No. I think I'll leave it somewhere for Longbottom to find.

They're an embarrassment to the wizarding world. All of them.

There was a time detention would find you hanging by your thumbs in the dungeons.

Hogwarts teacher or not, I know a spell when I see one. I've read all about them.

And I have a few last-minute points to award.

Fred gave me a spell as to turn him yellow. Want to see?

...gives a student the right to walk about the school at night.

Something's about to burst out of Eloise Midgen, but I don't think it's a swan.

Maybe if the fat lump had given this a squeeze, he'd have remembered to fall on his fat arse.