The only problem is, I can't remember what I've forgotten.

- There. You see them, don't you? - That's me! Only I'm head boy.

At the end of the year, the house with the most points is awarded the house cup.

It's true then, what they're saying on the train.

This is Crabbe, and Goyle.

And I'm Malfoy.

Draco Malfoy.

You don't want to go making friends with the wrong sort.

I can help you there.

Now, before we begin...

When I call your name, you will come forth.

I shall place the Sorting Hat on your head...

Maybe if the fat lump had given this a squeeze, he'd have remembered to fall on his fat arse.

No. I think I'll leave it somewhere for Longbottom to find.

Have it your way, then.

Fred gave me a spell as to turn him yellow. Want to see?

Welcome to Gryffindor.

Can you imagine the look on old McGonagall's face if we were late?

- That was bloody brilliant! - Thank you for that assessment, Mr Weasley.

Our new celebrity.